Scorpio : You are an out-going, well-liked person who adapts easily to new situations. Look for a good business
opportunity to come your way in the year 2003; also, romantic wishes will be answered.

Leo : You are smarter than Scorpio, and often better-looking. However, the year 2003 will bring financial ruin and cast you into a bottomless pit of poverty and despair. To escape, you will contemplate turning to a life of crime.

VIrgo ; You are a no-nonsense go-getter with strong decision-making abilities. This masks your unhealthy fascination with the sex lives of celebrities. All Virgos over 6'5" are considered to be really tall. In the year 2003 you may be assassinated at a high-school reunion.

Libra: As a Librarian, you are enchanted by books of all kinds. You also prefer to spend your time in karge, very quiet rooms. The year 2003 will bring a new addition to your household, a pet perhaps. You must avoid akk types of cheese-related products.

Aquarius :When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter alighs with Mars; then peace will guide the planet, and love will steer the stars.

Taurus: You are not flashy, but rather economical and mostly dependable. Your rack-and-pinion steering is adequate but you could benefit from increased trunk space, In the year 2003, don't take any long trips without checking the spare tire.

Cancer

Sagittarius ; You watch too many cartoons, Your recurring dreams about being run over by a Roman chariot driven by Harpo Marx are signs of a deeper mental imbalance. You won't be burned by romance in 2003, but you might be when a friend of yours spontaneously bursts into flame in late June.



Capricorn - You don't watch enough cartoons. You are very attractive and successful, yet have a deep-rooted fear of peanut-shaped objects, such as peanuts. Romance is yours for the taking in 2003, but you must pay for everything else.



Pisces - You are a playful, fun-loving person who doesn't take things too seriously. This will come in handy when your house burns down in August 2003.



Gemini - You know that song 'Gemini Dreams' by the Moody Blues? It's really good.



Wheelbarrow - You have bigger feet than most people and often block your own view of the TV with them. Your couch potato habits will pay off, however, in the year 2003 when you invent a TV dinner that comes with holes already poked in the foil over top the vegetables.



Aries - You are intelligent and considerate of others. You often escape reality by indulging in a good book. Romance with a Librarian is possible. In the year 2003, you will acquire a large sum of money, or possibly lose one. Who can tell ? The future is hazy. I'm going to go buy a Magic 8-Ball...

1. metropolis : the mother city
2. plunk something on top of the desk
3. hook a finger through his donut-shaped coffee cup
4. We've got a situation outside on the street....
5. dispatcher : who does the act of sending a message or messenger in haste or on important business.
6. Morning shift hasn't arrived yet, and the night deputies are still at that big accident scene over on Highway 145. (deputy : One appointed as the substitute of another, and empowered
     to act for him, in his name or his behalf)
7. courthouse : a house in which established courts are held, or a house appropriated to courts and public    
      meetings.
8. crippling arthritis
9. We don't need Mrs. Lipinski shooting up Market Street at day break.
10. hike the pants : the act of wearing pants
11. spare tire :
12.

1. I got him. Take him down!
2. Look at this move.
3. It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling with the mental agility of tetris into the ultimate sport.
4. Yeah, that's terrific.
5. But what they wanted me to ask is to cut it the hell out.
6. We might as well stop. It's a stalemate.
7. You're beating me in tetris, you've got the upper body strength of keebler elf. Keebler elf ? I've got your keebler elf
    right here.
8. Will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?
9. What about the cream cheese frosting? He can scrape it off.
10. Forget about the cake.
11. I did your horoscope, remember?
12. I was going to do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.
13. For the record, "that psychotic rant" was a concise summation of the research of ....
14. meticulously designed experiment
15. pseudo-scientific hokum
16. a typical taurus
17. It's no big deal.
18. Waking up to mom's special French toast breakfast.
19. That's what kids should have.
20. a lot of cars parked out front
21. I got to see my all cousins
22. Go ahead. Tell her about your senior prom.

Originately we had decided to sing next day. And she previously promise to go. But after knowing there are only four people going to sing, she intended not to go. Therefore, I have to transmit her reject to mouse. It made me a little embarassed because that I had said to mouse that she would go to sing. In my opion, I should say the truth to mouse directly instead of any of decorating. Though it end up giving up singing, it made me a little improved. haha~~

1. After being interupted by something, you want to get start. You can say "Where were we?"
2. Allow someone to do something. You can use "Go ahead."
3. What's going on?
4. pass the orange chicken off as tangerine chick
5. I need to use your window.
6. How am I supposed to know that?
7. Once you're fluent you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
8. Why are you learning Chinese?
9. I intend to confront them.
10. That stupid-centered bastard wrote about out sex life in his blog.
11. She doesn't want to talk.
12. Smashed beyond repair.
13. What are you going to do with that ?
14. What else? Sell it on ebay as slightly used.
15. Apparently he posted intimate details of their relationship on his blog.